I know to a lot of people this probably isn’t as funny or social awkward of a top as it is to me. The bible tells us that we will soon be judged for our misfortunes (I use that term loosely). Well the kind people over at Peas and Cougars have been kind enough to tell us if we are going to burn in hell come Saturday!!
I don’t make it very far through this before I realized that I am completely F’d. So my first plan of action tomorrow is to pick up some Patron as soon as the liquor store opens and be completely shit faced when the clock strikes midnight tomorrow night.
Check the fill post here: “Will You Be Raptured?” Flowchart