So, just before work today, I was trolling thru the Internet as I often do. I ended up on CNN (hey! it is better than FOX by along shot!) and saw an interesting article and video about Randy Quaid. Seems like good o’le Randy has slipped off the Sanity wagon. Check out the video from Cnn.
Randy has always played the likeable crazy uncle or person saying he was abducted by aliens. He and his wife are going around yelling about Hollywood “Whackers”, for those of Us not so savy as to the Hollywood in’s and out ‘s, these would be Hollywood Movie Moguls and Organized Crime. Randy is saying that they have “killed before” ( i.e. Heath Ledger, and David Carradine)and are planning to “DO IT” again. Who you may ask do they have in their sights? Well let’s see Mel Gibson (obvious Nut Case), Lindsey Lohan (Druggie and all around Drunk), and the once popular Brittney Spears (Trailer Trash Queen and all around Dumbass Mom). Yeah like the world would be worse off if these Nut Jobs were to suddenly fall off the face of the Earth. So, if there is really a “Hit Mob” going after Actors and Hollywood Who’s Who,I would love to add a list of my own.
The Person responsible for Barney.
The Person at NBC who was responsible for the whole Leno/O’Brien fiasco.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Iranian Leader (ok, He is not a Actor but he is a Nut Job)
Kim Il Jong has been known to use Actors to portray himself.
The Baldwin brothers those working and those doing crappy Sifi Channel movies.
The Sham Wow dude ( who recently was in a movie parody) sadly he will never make it to the Academy Awards.
Flo the Progressive Spokes Person. ( she is just plain annoying)
So, it is my feeling that if the “Star Whackers” were to complete this list as well as their own the world could move on to other more pressing issues, Global Warming, 12-21-2012, and where the heck Bin Laden is.
Oh did I forget to mention that Randy was recently arrested with his equally crazy wife for “Squatting” in Hollywood. Randy and Nut Case Wife have fled the country to the safety of our neighbor to the north, Yes Canada. All I can say is They can have both of them. We have plenty of Nut Jobs here in the States.