To think that a 41 year old football player would be the latest victim in the every growing ring of published sexting photos.
I know myself I didn’t see it coming, but looking back at his past history I am amazed that non of us did. Favre was the crazy party boy that was second sting in the Falcon’s lineup before he jernied to the land of cheese hats and cheep beer. He seemed to settle down once he made it to the Greenbay packer starting position and other then breaking every record in the national football league in the QB position (and aparently the missionary position) we haven’t herd much about his personal life.
Allegations that seem to have a great deal of backing are out that he has been sexting to a staffer from the New York Jets (if you have been living under a rock when it comes to the NFL the last few years thats where he played when he left GB). The part of this I don’t understand is the amount of hits his supposed naked pictures are getting online right now. Its him standing there almost completely naked in nothing other then a pair of crocks.
At first I was like there is no way this could be him, for one he should be standing next to a pare of Wrangler jeans seeing as when hes not on the field he states that’s what he wears. The other things that were missing were the boots and the dirty trucker cap. Then I got to thinking and it all began to make sense to me. Favre is a pretty smart guy and I am sure if he is like any other guy he hates to do laundry.
Here is my theory as to why he is wearing crocks. Supposedly they are the most sterile things you can put on your feet (that and they accessorize well with a fanny pack, if one was naked and didn’t have any pockets this may be an obvious accessory one would need to hold their belongings). If Favre was in the head of the moment sexting away all he would need to do when he was done is rinse his shoes off under a garden-hose and nobody would be the wiser. This is brilliant.
So I guess the moral of this story has nothing to do with the dangers of putting your naked self out there to the world and more making sure that if you need cleanup on aisle 1 you make it as easy for yourself as possible. Who knows if the pictures are actually him and to be honest who cares. Just make sure the next time you are in the “heat” of battle you have an exit strategy.