February 22, 2013 / children, drugs and alcohol, drugs are bad, experimentings, i’ve heard it all now, just so we’re clear there is absolutely zero hope for the future, kids these days, oh great now all the non fun-dip snorters can’t have any either WAY TO RUIN A GOOD THING, smoking things, snorting things, what the freakin’ heck?, wow, you little morons
Because kids love experimenting in the dumbest ways, a group of fourth and fifth graders in South Carolina were recently caught smoking and snorting Fun-Dip powder and crushed up Smarties at school to create “smoke”. What a bunch of morons. “Says the guy who’s snorted salt and squeezed lime in his eye.” YOLO! “I’m going to come finish you now.” I deserve your worst.
FOX Carolina reported that faculty members discovered at least 31 kids, boys and girls — sucking in the candies — “creating a puff of smoke.”
The school responded to the ongoing problem by sending a letter to parents, making them aware of the situation’s “inappropriateness” and banning any candy that can be powdered.
I remember when I was a kid we didn’t smoke candy. We did have candy cigarettes though. I was crushing like a pack a day. “That’s not so bad.” Rectally. “When was this again?” When I was like 10. “Wow.” To present.
Thanks to my buddy Terry, who didn’t so much send me this as a tip as suggest we try it.